My TV, phone and computer are not working....

This post is for anyone who has ever worked in the customer service or tech support industry. Towards the end of a call always comes the inevitable "oh by the way" with some description of a possible reason why something does not work.  After doing some research at my favorite website http://whitetrashrepairs.com/  I found some examples of what Bubba has done.  This is the real reason that Bubba's internet, computer, cable tv, sattelite, cell phone and home phone are not working.